I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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