gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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