I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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