I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
How external is "for external use only"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize