new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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