There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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