Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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