Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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