That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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