I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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