I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she pinky promised me she was 18
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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