We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
