Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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