i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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