There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
God, I missed his penis.
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