Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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