I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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