he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just google imaged poop.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Randomize
