hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
