you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Randomize
