Non-Jews are for practice
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
