Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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