yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
kristin has been a bad kristin
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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