There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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