Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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