Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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