There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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