Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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