i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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