wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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