Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
why didn't you poke me back
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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