Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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