I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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