come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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