The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Randomize