I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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