Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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