Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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