i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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