My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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