i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
