Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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