Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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