nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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