she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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