on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it hurts more in the daytime
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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