I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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