Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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