So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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