VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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