It's Friday. Sex?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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