i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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