i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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