The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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