Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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